Under the
guidance of his amazing highness, KING HAMAD. The Great
Bahrain Dialogue 2013: Looking forward, looking
backwards, shrugging disconsolately
Official Agenda
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Time
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Event/Topic
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Notes
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7.30am
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Guests arrive at conference
hall
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Any Shiia or
Iranians please immediately leave via side entrance
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8am
|
Registration and
sign in
|
Sign loyalty pledge
to the wise leadership
|
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8.30am
|
Tea & coffee
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No biscuits
|
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9am
|
Official welcome
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Thank the King
for his vision
|
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9.30am
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Break
|
Troupe of men
singing & dancing. Much drumming
|
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10am
|
More official
welcome
|
More thanks to
King Hamad
|
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10.30am
|
2nd official
welcome
|
Thank the CP for invite
to return to Lulu Roundabout
|
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11am
|
3rd
and final official welcome
|
Thank HRH PM
Prince Khalifa for his wise leadership. Also accept his apology for not
attending the dialogue
|
|
11.30am
|
Explain the rules
of the forum
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You will only
speak when spoken to.
You will only say
positive glowing things.
No mentioning
dinosaurs, Financial harbor or 4 decades PM & Guinness world record
|
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12pm
|
Lunch
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Please make your
own way out of the hall and find nearest 'Fuddruckers’
|
|
12.30pm
|
Still lunch
|
Keep eating
|
|
1pm
|
Still lunch
|
Yalla, keep
eating
|
|
1.30pm
|
Dessert and
coffee
|
For the royal
guests only. Some biscuits
|
|
2pm
|
Review of
Bahrain’s progress
|
Detailed history
of all Al-Khalifa achievements
|
|
2.02pm
|
Compare Bahrain
to International competition
|
Examples of
Iranian failures
|
|
2.30pm
|
Discuss regional
ties
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Hail all Historic,
Brotherly, Arabic, Islamic ties to anyone and anything
|
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3pm
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Discuss issue of political
prisoners
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There aren’t any political
prisoners in Bahrain
|
|
3.01pm
|
Discuss high
level appointments & promotions
|
All Al-Khalifa got
their jobs by merit. Where that failed, we used Internationally recognised rigorous
nepotism methods
|
|
3.30pm
|
Break
|
Ms. Haifa Wahbi
performance. Someone to restrain Hamad.
|
|
4pm
|
Discuss tire
burning problem
|
Explain how this
is poisonous and how teargas is the natural antidote
|
|
4.30pm
|
Discuss state
sanctioned torture
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Do not discuss
this
|
|
4.31pm
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Foreign plots and
invisible proof
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Discuss how plots
are easily and conveniently foiled only 10,20,30 or maybe 40 yrs after being planned
|
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5pm
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Closing
statements
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Hold hands &
group chant: Al Sha3b yoreed Khalifa Bin Salman
|
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5.30pm
|
Thank you
|
Thank all
participants
|
|
5.31pm
|
Thank you
|
Thank King Hamad
|
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6pm
|
Thank you
|
Thank other Al-Khalifas
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6.30pm
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Cables
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Everyone, send
everyone else cables hailing the success of this historic event
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The End
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