Hitler vs Khalifa

It is clear from the number of videos Hitler has appeared in criticising Bahrain’s PM (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKqlTYAi0IRg47M_FBjDW-w/videos) That Adolf Hitler really hates HRH Prince Khalifa. So, to settle the score, here is a table comparing and contrasting the two leaders:

Royal cables: A guide for the uninitiated

I know it can be very difficult to keep track of royal cables. Who thanked who, when, for what etc etc...

So to make life easier for all loyal citizens, here is my guide, based on the example of what happened after the 2014 #Bahrain #F1 race:

1) HRH Khalifa cables Hamad to congratulate him on F1 success. There is no explanation why he did this, since Hamad doesn't do anything.

2) Prompted by (1), Hamad sends a cable of congratulations to the CP on F1 Success. CP is even more perplexed. He thinks his dad must have confused him with race winner Lewis Hamilton, who actually did something.

3) However, excited by getting cable (1), Hamad immediately cables HRH Khalifa to say thanks. Still no one is sure why Hamad deserved the original congratulations.

4) As (3) is going on, the CP sends Hamad a cable of thanks for (2). Because even though he didn't do anything to deserve congratulations, he knows you can’t be rude to your dad.

5) So, HRH Khalifa having been out of action since (1), sends a cable of congratulations to the CP. Undeserving, as he thinks, the CP is of any actual praise.

6) Needless to say, the CP quickly cables HRH Khalifa back with a thank you. Doesn't want to risk the old man holding a grudge against him. No one wants a repeat of the mess they got into after of 2011 Pearl Roundabout debacle.

7) Finally, hearing about (1) to (6) and feeling very left out, Speaker Al Dhahrani sends cables to anyone and everyone.

John Lennon's "Imagine" as done by HRH Khalifa

Imagine there is no Shiia

It's easy if they die

No demands made of us

Above us no Chopper Guy

Imagine all the Sunnah

Loving the Royalty

Imagine there's no villages

No need for curfews

Nothing to teargas or aim for

And no opposition, too

Hail all loyal people

Living life in Rifaa

You may say I'm a stealer

But I'm not the only one

I hope that someday none of us Will have to leave this throne

Imagine no prosecutions

No tunnels to I-ran No paying  a dinar for a harbor  or a Jawad store to ban

Imagine all of Muharraq

Shiia not allowed to build

You may say I'm a stealer

and my wisdom only a con I hope someday Al-Khalifas Will take your money and run