tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50195577951261614202024-03-13T11:41:19.909-07:00Bahrain: The truth behind the wise leadership and other liesAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466881159037945606noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5019557795126161420.post-36827020718797582222014-05-29T23:03:00.000-07:002014-05-29T23:28:48.417-07:00Hitler vs Khalifa<br />
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It is clear from the number of videos Hitler has appeared in
criticising Bahrain’s PM (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKqlTYAi0IRg47M_FBjDW-w/videos">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKqlTYAi0IRg47M_FBjDW-w/videos</a>)
That Adolf Hitler really hates HRH Prince Khalifa. So, to settle the score,
here is a table comparing and contrasting the two leaders:</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466881159037945606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5019557795126161420.post-62888683364912782014-04-06T21:07:00.000-07:002014-04-06T21:07:28.062-07:00Royal cables: A guide for the uninitiated <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXxxn19JPhR6rAdgNNiTOIZm2K61hGD_D0qol5MAMi9WG3mTcOCaPF002jvXrHlGHr0WhkS0GPliCY0hzYId3_qldVUhgOfMbHRAoNbNELpVlNytCTdEkoRd1ngBlV9NCWYfLGmqghF2A/s1600/F1Thanked.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><br /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXxxn19JPhR6rAdgNNiTOIZm2K61hGD_D0qol5MAMi9WG3mTcOCaPF002jvXrHlGHr0WhkS0GPliCY0hzYId3_qldVUhgOfMbHRAoNbNELpVlNytCTdEkoRd1ngBlV9NCWYfLGmqghF2A/s1600/F1Thanked.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><br /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXxxn19JPhR6rAdgNNiTOIZm2K61hGD_D0qol5MAMi9WG3mTcOCaPF002jvXrHlGHr0WhkS0GPliCY0hzYId3_qldVUhgOfMbHRAoNbNELpVlNytCTdEkoRd1ngBlV9NCWYfLGmqghF2A/s1600/F1Thanked.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><br /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXxxn19JPhR6rAdgNNiTOIZm2K61hGD_D0qol5MAMi9WG3mTcOCaPF002jvXrHlGHr0WhkS0GPliCY0hzYId3_qldVUhgOfMbHRAoNbNELpVlNytCTdEkoRd1ngBlV9NCWYfLGmqghF2A/s1600/F1Thanked.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; 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I know it can be very difficult to keep track of royal
cables. Who thanked who, when, for what etc etc... </div>
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So to make life easier for all loyal citizens, here is my
guide, based on the example of what happened after the 2014 #Bahrain #F1 race:</div>
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1) HRH Khalifa cables Hamad to congratulate him on F1 success. There is no explanation why he did this, since Hamad doesn't do anything.</div>
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2) Prompted by (1), Hamad sends a cable of congratulations to
the CP on F1 Success. CP is even more perplexed. He thinks his dad must have
confused him with race winner Lewis Hamilton, who actually did something.</div>
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3) However, excited by getting cable (1), Hamad immediately
cables HRH Khalifa to say thanks. Still no one is sure why Hamad deserved the
original congratulations.</div>
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4) As (3) is going on, the CP sends Hamad a cable of thanks
for (2). Because even though he didn't do anything to deserve congratulations, he
knows you can’t be rude to your dad.</div>
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5) So, HRH Khalifa having been out of action since (1),
sends a cable of congratulations to the CP. Undeserving, as he thinks, the CP
is of any actual praise.</div>
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6) Needless to say, the CP quickly cables HRH Khalifa back
with a thank you. Doesn't want to risk the old man holding a grudge against him.
No one wants a repeat of the mess they got into after of 2011 Pearl Roundabout
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7) Finally, hearing about (1) to (6) and feeling very left out,
Speaker Al Dhahrani sends cables to anyone and everyone.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466881159037945606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5019557795126161420.post-25664883188129275422014-04-02T01:08:00.000-07:002014-05-27T22:00:25.472-07:00John Lennon's "Imagine" as done by HRH Khalifa<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">Imagine there is no Shiia<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">No demands made of us<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">Above us no Chopper Guy<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">Imagine all the Sunnah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">Loving the Royalty<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">Imagine there's no villages<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">Nothing to teargas or aim for<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 19px;">Hail all loyal people</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">Living life in Rifaa<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">You may say I'm a stealer<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">But I'm not the only one<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 19px;">I hope that someday none of us</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 19px;">Will have to leave this throne</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">Imagine no prosecutions<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 19px;">No tunnels to I-ran</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 19px;">No paying a dinar for a harbor </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 19px;">or a Jawad store to ban</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">Imagine all of Muharraq<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">Shiia not allowed to build<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">You may say I'm a stealer<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 19px;">and my wisdom only a con</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 19px;">I hope someday Al-Khalifas</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 19px;">Will take your money and run</span></span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466881159037945606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5019557795126161420.post-9610012589724214152013-12-31T22:56:00.001-08:002013-12-31T23:11:43.084-08:00State of the nation: Bahrain 2013<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Dear nation; </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">I've decided to gift you this update on the
state of our nation at the end of 2013. Normally I don't do this, because
you're not worth the time and effort. But after my heavy Christmas
celebrations, I've run out of Johnnie Walker and as I'm still waiting for
Sheikh Nasser to come back from</span><span lang="EN-GB"> The Ritz-Carlton</span><span lang="EN-GB"> with another case
of whiskey, I decided to put pen to paper for your benefit. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">NB: I won't mention onions or any onion
related news in this update.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">Firstly, me.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">G</span><span lang="EN-GB">oing by the awards I've </span><span lang="EN-GB">won</span><span lang="EN-GB"> and the number of times other AlKhalifa
have hailed me for my vision, hard work and restraint in not stealing
absolutely everything that I could have stolen, my assessment is I've had a
very good year. Right up there with Mandela, Gandhi or King Abdullah.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">My main achievement, and there have been many,
too many to actually list here, is that I have made sure there is no sectarian
divide anymore. Everyone in Bahrain is treated equally, from the most
privileged loyal Sunni families to the poorest, neglected Shiia terrorists in
their dilapidated third-world villages.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">Secondly, you, the so called citizens.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">Sadly the news is not so good for you, people.
You let us down. Here are just a few highlights of how terrible you have been this
year: </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">There was the time you brought shame on the
country</span><span lang="EN-GB">, </span><span lang="EN-GB">and me, by almost drowning to death after a little rain. Is it too
much to ask of you to take precautionary steps to be better prepared next year?
Look at Hamad for example, he </span><span lang="EN-GB">bought</span><span lang="EN-GB"> a yacht for exactly this reason. That and
also to host Lebanese singers so they can't escape when he gets a</span><span lang="EN-GB">ll</span><span lang="EN-GB"> handsy </span><span lang="EN-GB">and</span><span lang="EN-GB"> rapey.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">Then there was the national dialogue. </span><span lang="EN-GB">We're up to session number 5,623
and still no resolution found for this Shiia-made crisis. It's exactly this
sort of lack of progress or development that makes me convinced that the
leadership of this country is best left in the hands of the royal AlKhalifa
family. Lack of progress or development is what we do best.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">We rel</span><span lang="EN-GB">eased our latest and most honourable report
on the progress of the BICI report. Of course I didn't get the time to read it,
or, to be honest, the actual BICI report, but none the less your reaction,
filled with scepticism and derision at our reforms, was the most disappointing aspect
to me. It was as if the report lacked substance. So, as a solution I propose the
following: If you feel the follow up report doesn’t have enough hailing or praising
statements, then just let us know and we'll fix that for next year's report.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">You also brought shame on us by heading to
an empty block of land to pray in a non-existent Barbaghi mosque. If it’s not
there, then we’ve demolished it. Besides, pretending it’s there is a bit like
claiming that a foreign force is interfering in your affairs but you don’t have
evidence you can show or touch as proof. Pathetic.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">You also lost my respect when you mistook
me telling my torturer friends that the law won’t apply to them. To quote me, accurately,
and in context like that was unfair. BTW that reminds me I must ban all cameras
and recording devices from future 6abala gatherings.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">And finally when I rightly won the “Statesman
Award” from Asian Business Leadership Forum</span>, I showed how modesty and honest
hard work can get you accolades. I didn’t see anyone else win anything for
Bahrain. Your laziness will wreck our island paradise. Please try harder. I won’t
be around forever, though it does feel like it.</div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">Now, a quick word on shameful international
agencies:</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">For saying that certain corrupt business people,
some of them our beloved expats, have implicated me in approving bribes to do
with the Alba bribery fiasco. Don’t these people understand that what happens
in a bribe-exchange stays in a bribe-exchange? Thankfully this investigation
had the same fate as all our investigations into police shootings and killings of
civilians. So we can all rest easy.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">Shame on international media for making out
that Iran and the USA are now able to communicate reasonably about their
differences without violence or name calling. This, to my disappointment, discredited
my claim that you cannot reason with the Shiia as they’re all blood-hungry
terrorists. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">On the government side, we did everything perfectly.
</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">Need I remind you of how recently our navy skilfully
captured a weapons cache of Iranian-made explosives, Syrian bomb detonators,
Kalashnikovs, C-4 explosives, Claymores, hand grenades, a PK machine gun</span>
? It reminds me of a certain terrorist farm we identified just a few years ago:
<a href="http://www.alwasatnews.com/mobile/news-217311.html">http://www.alwasatnews.com/mobile/news-217311.html</a></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">Finally, special thanks to Sameera Rajab.
She’s my best minister of state, or would be the best if I had no other
ministers of state. I especially appreciated her attributing a few Quranic verses
to Arab sayings. <a href="https://twitter.com/NawalAtteya/status/416887945111433216">https://twitter.com/NawalAtteya/status/416887945111433216</a></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">What’s the difference anyway, “Mi casa es su
casa” as the Arab saying goes.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">I hope 2014 ends the same way 2013 did for
me: Like Teflon. No scandals stick.</span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466881159037945606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5019557795126161420.post-13564637604100812202013-12-22T22:12:00.000-08:002013-12-22T22:12:16.767-08:00Bahrain – “though small in size, great with the ladies” A reply to another vacuous article on Khalifa Bin Salman (see the rubbish here http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1069864)<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%; padding: 0cm;">Every December since 1971,
the PM has felt as if the entire country celebrates his greatness, and in December
2014, he will celebrate his thousands year as PM of Bahrain, give or take a few
years. He’s had his fair share of ups and downs, but his experiences have left him
fiercely loyal to himself. His feeling for Bahrain is summed up in a few
eloquent words said by himself, Prime Minister, HRH Shaikh Khalifa bin Salman
Al Khalifa "though small in size, we are entirely above the law".<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><br />
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<br />
<span style="background-color: white; border: 1pt none windowtext; padding: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%;">Bahrain may not be the biggest, the most honest
or the least criminal country in the world – but most of you who live here are
routinely robbed by him, and he </span><span style="font-size: 21px; line-height: 24px;">doesn't</span><span style="font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%;"> care what your religion is; Islam,
Hinduism, Christianity, Buddism, Sikh, Bahai, Judaism or other. Money is money.
To go with all this tolerance and warmth which he lacks, over the last three
years, international media has systematically exposed his family as the corrupt
little demigods they are. Happily, well-known media houses around the globe
have taken it upon themselves to air all his dirty laundry, and in all respects
show the Al-Khalifa family to be ruthless criminals. To add credibility to
their reports, they write the truth in plain words which lacks the obfuscation these
ruthless tyrants so adore.</span></span></span><br />
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<br />
<span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%; padding: 0cm;">A minuscule part of this society called for the
continuation of Al-Khalifa tribal rule,
the oppression of an entire sect while
mouthing baseless allegations of terrorism. What the west is slow in exposing
are these terrorists who idolize Saudi radicals, because they are blinded by
the thirst for oil. Some claim NGOs such as Bahrain Centre for Human Rights
(BCHR), Bahrain Youth Society for Human Rights (BYCHR) and Bahrain Watch to
name a few survive on undeclared funding, even if this were so, it would be
dwarfed by what the Al-Khalifa thievery has yielded that tribe over its long
and inglorious history in Bahrain. Add to that the brutal force used by its
police on residents to force them into submission.</span><br />
<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%; padding: 0cm;">Meanwhile, western governments sympathize with
criminal Al-Khalifa and encourage business whilst paying lip-service to Human
Rights issues, thus alienating all right-minded people. Self exiled activists
such Saeed Alshehabi, Said Yousif, Ali Abdulemam and Abdul Raouf Alsheyab are
just four people the government would love to jail. Supporters of the regime claim
that they are “some of who have been convicted of terrorism” but only a fool
would give any credence to a judicial system installed by the ruling family for
no other purpose other than to serve and protect its own interests. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%; padding: 0cm;">The government of Bahrain provides free housing,
health and education for each citizen – this is only right and fair given the
natural recourse underpinning the economy belong to the whole of the nation,
not just the one family. BUT open your mouth to complain about or expose the
hypocrisy and unjust practices of the government, and the only house you’ll get
for free is a jail cell in Dry Dock, with a serve of regular beatings thrown in. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 21px; line-height: 24px;"><br /></span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%;">
The PM has been in power for over 40 years, yet his main legacy is a lot of
empty words and a treasure chest full of broken promises, self-congratulatory
awards and the people’s rightful wealth.</span></span><br />
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</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%;">Take as an example these words of his, on making</span></span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%; padding: 0cm;"> the security
pact with Saudi Arabia in 1981 “<i>I see the
security pact as a frame on a nice picture. We must protect this nice picture
and put security around it to protect our development. Before, as we developed
ourselves from nothing, security was in the hearts of the people. Now we feel
that we must protect ourselves from the outside, so we must put a frame around
– a strong frame – to allow us to continue what we have been working on for
many years</i>”.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%;">The nice picture alluded to is the opulence
of and privileged life he and the rest of the Al-Khalifa clan live in. The
frame is clearly the brutal, sometimes lethal, force used to quell any
resistance to the status of the mighty Al-Khalifas. The peace and stability is
the peace and stability needed to continue their criminal ways in sucking the
wealth out of the country and its people without remorse or interruption.<br />
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<span style="background: white; border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;"><br /></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="background: white; border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">As we approach the third year of ongoing
disruption perhaps it is time to take on the Prime Minister’s role in the mess
that Bahrain finds itself now. Is giving up the power he’s held onto for such
an astonishingly long time worth the lives that have been ruined, on both sides
of this toxic divide? Knowing what I know of him, I have little doubt that any
price, no matter how high, but paid by others, is worth it to him. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%; padding: 0cm;">The contempt he feels for the people exposing his “wise rule” as nothing
more than glorified highway robbery is palpable in the many statements he makes
about “security”, “legitimate leadership” and of course all his beacons of
human rights he seemingly maintains out of the goodness of his heart.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%; padding: 0cm;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%; padding: 0cm;">Recently, Obama signed a deal with Iran, Cameron
visited China and Biden went to Japan – it’s time for those blinded by loyalty
in Bahrain to see that the world is moving on, they can either come along for
the ride or stay stagnant and wallow in their wild claims that Bahrain’s misery
is a result of some agenda of the world’s super powers, and not the natural
side-effect of power concentrated in the hand of a few, to the detriment of the
many.<br />
</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%; padding: 0cm;">Lets' not forget that Shaikh Khalifa in 1981
said, “<i>American foreign policy is not new
to us. We have good relations with the US, and so we know US foreign policy. We
cannot be the one, out of so many countries, to say the US is the reason for
this or that. But I must say that the US is a country that could participate in
bringing peace in the region. I am sure the US has a role to play to maintain
peace in the region</i>”... I say to old man Khalifa: You have the biggest role
in bringing peace; in so much as you have been the biggest obstacle to it in Bahrain.<span class="apple-converted-space"> Move on Khalfo.</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%; padding: 0cm;">In December 2013 after being congratulated for
being presented with the Statesman Award in the Asian Leadership Forum (one of
tens of meaningless international accolades), the Prime Minister of Bahrain continued
to indulge in self-congratulatory behaviour, which, to add salt to the wound,
is entirely without merit, just like all his appointments and promotions. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; border: 1pt none windowtext; padding: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; border: 1pt none windowtext; padding: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%;">As we enter a new era, I hope the people of
Bahrain will get a better deal than the one given to them by these rotten
pirates of the seas.</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%;"> God knows </span><span style="font-size: 21px; line-height: 24px;">they've</span><span style="font-size: 15.5pt; line-height: 115%;"> earned it.</span></span></span></span><br />
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To do an "Anwar" is to state or publish a story that is so fake that a Ret. General of US army feels compelled to make a statement that he's been misrepresented and the whole story is a concoction.<br /><br />In October 2013,Anwar Abdulrahman, editor-in-chief of Bahrain's Akhbar al-Khaleej and its English-language sister paper Gulf Daily News, made up a story about former Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman Hugh Shelton. Every one involved (US embassy, the general himself..) have denied it, other than the guy who made it up, Anwar. He stands by it.
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Oct 7, 2013
<i>tags:</i>
Bahrain, Lie, Propaganda, Bad Journalism, Fake, Making shit up, No Integrity
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPFky5EDtvp3I0qgrYc-LYIFS7Der1RwEJNtWBb4yl2JZ6inwfKuI_x5hUTPpmiKugRz5IYAiEGClnlP0iXq7ndlkDJYqWUiWd4CUtqoMFKSwCFI-P2yFOtCPggIcqvt0N0vytFVH2o3Q/s1600/UrbanDictionaryAnwarReject.jpg" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPFky5EDtvp3I0qgrYc-LYIFS7Der1RwEJNtWBb4yl2JZ6inwfKuI_x5hUTPpmiKugRz5IYAiEGClnlP0iXq7ndlkDJYqWUiWd4CUtqoMFKSwCFI-P2yFOtCPggIcqvt0N0vytFVH2o3Q/s640/UrbanDictionaryAnwarReject.jpg" /></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466881159037945606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5019557795126161420.post-84483337078646255402013-09-04T23:58:00.002-07:002013-09-05T16:40:49.546-07:00Confessions and remorse of parody account operator<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">Hi<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">My
name is not important here, but I’m the guy behind the twitter parody account
@SheikhKhalifaPM.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">I’m
here to confess.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">I
have been posting jibes, insults, wisecracks and derisive comments aimed
specifically at his highness Prince Khalifa bin Salman AlKhalifa, the prime
minister of the Kingdom of Bahrain, and generally about the royal AlKhalifa
family for over two and a half years now.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">After
having two of my iReport articles removed and my ShKhalifaPM account
deactivated by CNN (I assume at the behest of those who may have felt slighted
or targeted for their support of the royal family) I was forced to reflect on
my actions. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">I
feel sincerely remorseful for what I have been doing. My rude, often
nonsensical ramblings were offensive to those in leadership positions who are
doing their best to resolve the current issues and aim to provide a bright
future for all the citizens of Bahrain. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">I
now know I was wrong. And I am sorry.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">I
realised I was not adding constructively to the debate on this issue, an issue
that has a deep impact on the lives of so many citizens as well as other
inhabitants of the kingdom. This was childish of me.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">So,
as a way of paying penance for my wrongs, although a small gesture and unlikely
to properly erase the pain I’ve caused to many people, I would like to take
back many of my worst comments. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">Starting
with the iReport ones that got me to this apology in the first place:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">*
I regret saying the PM’s face “looks like the wrinkled backside of a 100 year
old donkey who’s been sitting in a pool of warm soapy water for 3 days”. This
is plainly untrue.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">*
I regret saying that anyone not loyal to him may “need a long stay at Hotel
AlKhalifa for a loyalty calibration” which is a thinly disguised suggestion
that opposition members are jailed and tortured in Bahrain. This has simply
never happened.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">*
I was also wrong to imply that the PM thinks “top quality whisky doesn't drink
itself” and thus suggesting he is an alcoholic. I have no way of knowing the
truth about this so I should not have speculated to begin with.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">*
I was very wrong to suggest the PM feels this way in relation to protestors “I
would like to burn them on a pyre fuelled by copies of the BICI report” This
was puerile and badly thought out by me. Not many copies of BICI were printed,
most of them were on USB memory sticks in electronic PDF format. So not easily
combustible. Again, factually, I was
wrong.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">All
the above insults, and more, that I now regret, can be read here: <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://sheikhkhalifapm.blogspot.com/2013/09/bahrain-truth-behind-wise-leadership.html">http://sheikhkhalifapm.blogspot.com/2013/09/bahrain-truth-behind-wise-leadership.html</a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">*
Next, I’m also sorry for changing the lyrics to the 80s song “Hello”, as an ode
from torturers to opposition members, to say things like <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">I've
been alone with you<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">Inside
your cell<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">And
in my dreams, I've cracked my whips<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">a
thousand times<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">Sometimes
you see us gas<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">inside
your door!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">See
the rest of this shameful ode here<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://sheikhkhalifapm.blogspot.com/2013/09/ode-to-our-shiia-citizens-from-bahrain.html">http://sheikhkhalifapm.blogspot.com/2013/09/ode-to-our-shiia-citizens-from-bahrain.html</a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">*
I also regret making fun of the serious steps taken to resolve the crisis in
Bahrain through the national dialogue process. I’m sorry I published this fake
agenda:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://sheikhkhalifapm.blogspot.com/2013/09/bahrain-national-dialogue-agenda.html">http://sheikhkhalifapm.blogspot.com/2013/09/bahrain-national-dialogue-agenda.html</a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">*
Not happy with this depravity, I then played on the notion that the government
of Bahrain uses Iran as their scapegoat. This was unfair and I regret I ever
made this flowchart<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://sheikhkhalifapm.blogspot.com/2013/09/pm-khalifas-daily-work-flowchart.html">http://sheikhkhalifapm.blogspot.com/2013/09/pm-khalifas-daily-work-flowchart.html</a>
<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">*
I wish I had stopped there. But this sickness made me spew out even more hate.
I feel I hit rock bottom when I released a video on Youtube about Adolf Hitler,
representing utter oppression and total evil, where he is upset that Khalifa
bin Salman, unelected PM , is the
longest serving PM in the world. I apologise for this slur on the PM’s
reputation. Being unelected is not a problem if the person is loved. Which the
PM is. So what.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">See
the deplorable video, here in English<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Istr5-lKrLc"><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Istr5-lKrLc</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">or
in Arabic if you like<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAwd9MQd9UU"><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAwd9MQd9UU</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">*
But oh no. I still couldn’t stop there. I made more Hitler parodies: topics
like Sheikh Nasser’s stupidity, denying entry visas to reporters, jailing of
Zainab AlKhawaja (two videos, I know, I’m sick, even though she’s blocked me on
twitter) and the siege of Aleker. All of my disloyal performances can be seen
here<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKqlTYAi0IRg47M_FBjDW-w/videos"><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKqlTYAi0IRg47M_FBjDW-w/videos</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">*
And when I felt less evil, I’d go and photoshop photos of his highness and the
rest of his crew:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://twitpic.com/d9t088"><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">http://twitpic.com/d9t088</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://twitpic.com/cxn74t"><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">http://twitpic.com/cxn74t</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://twitpic.com/9jeggc"><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">http://twitpic.com/9jeggc</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://twitpic.com/6lk8fc"><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">http://twitpic.com/6lk8fc</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">*
And of course to top off this sad, disgusting display of no class or loyalty,
there are all those tweets I’ve been sending out daily for 2 ½ years:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><a href="http://sheikhkhalifapm.blogspot.com.au/2013/09/pms-twitter-highlights.html"><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">http://sheikhkhalifapm.blogspot.com/2013/09/pms-twitter-highlights.html</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%;">Again, I’m sorry. I hope you can forgive me
Bahrain.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466881159037945606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5019557795126161420.post-44165217858420558792013-09-04T19:40:00.002-07:002013-09-05T17:56:24.294-07:00PM's Twitter highlightsMemories<br />
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<a href="https://twitter.com/SheikhKhalifaPM/status/346503261651623936">https://twitter.com/SheikhKhalifaPM/status/346503261651623936</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466881159037945606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5019557795126161420.post-65357065919963773762013-09-04T16:43:00.000-07:002013-09-04T16:43:00.378-07:00PM Khalifa's daily work flowchart <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><span style="color: red; font-size: 20.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Under the
guidance of his amazing highness, KING HAMAD. The Great<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 18.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text2;">Bahrain Dialogue 2013: Looking forward, looking
backwards, shrugging disconsolately <o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: 24.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Official Agenda<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: red; font-size: 22.0pt;">Time<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: red; font-size: 22.0pt;">Notes<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">7.30am<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Guests arrive at conference
hall<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Any Shiia or
Iranians please immediately leave via side entrance<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">8am<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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sign in<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Sign loyalty pledge
to the wise leadership<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">8.30am<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Tea & coffee<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">9am<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Official welcome<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Thank the King
for his vision <o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">9.30am<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Break<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Troupe of men
singing & dancing. Much drumming<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">10am<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">More official
welcome<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">More thanks to
King Hamad<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">10.30am<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">2<sup>nd</sup> official
welcome<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Thank the CP for invite
to return to Lulu Roundabout<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">11am<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">3<sup>rd</sup>
and final official welcome<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Thank HRH PM
Prince Khalifa for his wise leadership. Also accept his apology for not
attending the dialogue<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">11.30am<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Explain the rules
of the forum<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">You will only
speak when spoken to.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">You will only say
positive glowing things.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">No mentioning
dinosaurs, Financial harbor or 4 decades PM & Guinness world record<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">12pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Lunch<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Please make your
own way out of the hall and find nearest 'Fuddruckers’<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">12.30pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Still lunch<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Keep eating<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">1pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Still lunch<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Yalla, keep
eating<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">1.30pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Dessert and
coffee<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">For the royal
guests only. Some biscuits<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">2pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Review of
Bahrain’s progress<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Detailed history
of all Al-Khalifa achievements<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">2.02pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Compare Bahrain
to International competition<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Examples of
Iranian failures<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">2.30pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Discuss regional
ties<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Hail all Historic,
Brotherly, Arabic, Islamic ties to anyone and anything<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">3pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Discuss issue of political
prisoners<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">There aren’t any political
prisoners in Bahrain<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">3.01pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Discuss high
level appointments & promotions<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">All Al-Khalifa got
their jobs by merit. Where that failed, we used Internationally recognised rigorous
nepotism methods<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">3.30pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Break<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Ms. Haifa Wahbi
performance. Someone to restrain Hamad.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">4pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Discuss tire
burning problem<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Explain how this
is poisonous and how teargas is the natural antidote<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">4.30pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Discuss state
sanctioned torture<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Do not discuss
this<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">4.31pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Foreign plots and
invisible proof<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Discuss how plots
are easily and conveniently foiled only 10,20,30 or maybe 40 yrs after being planned<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">5pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Closing
statements<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Hold hands &
group chant: Al Sha3b yoreed Khalifa Bin Salman<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">5.30pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Thank you<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Thank all
participants <o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">5.31pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Thank you<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Thank King Hamad<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">6pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Thank you<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Thank other Al-Khalifas<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">6.30pm<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Cables<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-themecolor: text2;">Everyone, send
everyone else cables hailing the success of this historic event<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: 24.0pt; line-height: 115%;">The End</span></b><b><span style="color: red; font-size: 22.0pt; line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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I've been alone with you<o:p></o:p></div>
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Inside your cell<o:p></o:p></div>
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And in my dreams, I've cracked my
whips<o:p></o:p></div>
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a thousand times<o:p></o:p></div>
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Sometimes you see us gas <o:p></o:p></div>
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inside your door! <o:p></o:p></div>
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Hallou!!!<o:p></o:p></div>
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Do you think Hamad is a bore?<o:p></o:p></div>
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I can shoot you in the eyes<o:p></o:p></div>
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I can punch you in the smile<o:p></o:p></div>
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You've always been WANTED<o:p></o:p></div>
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And my jeeps will take you for a ride<o:p></o:p></div>
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Because you know the PM is gay<o:p></o:p></div>
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And you know what he likes to do<o:p></o:p></div>
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he likes the ladyboys so much<o:p></o:p></div>
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I loathe you<o:p></o:p></div>
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I long to see a gunshot in your face<o:p></o:p></div>
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And shoot you time & time again<o:p></o:p></div>
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With so much hate<o:p></o:p></div>
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Sometimes the burning tires do glow<o:p></o:p></div>
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I just can't let you go<o:p></o:p></div>
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Because I wonder where you are <o:p></o:p></div>
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And I wonder where you hide <o:p></o:p></div>
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Are you somewhere safe and
homely? <o:p></o:p></div>
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Or is someone torturing you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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Tell me how to break your arm<o:p></o:p></div>
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For I haven't got any glue<o:p></o:p></div>
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But let me start by saying <o:p></o:p></div>
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3ash bu 3loi<o:p></o:p></div>
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Is it freedom you're looking for?<o:p></o:p></div>
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Then I'll hit with a metal bar<o:p></o:p></div>
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I wonder how you'll rue<o:p></o:p></div>
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Mocking PM's ass that is not boney<o:p></o:p></div>
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Or when someone is beating you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Tell us how to win in court<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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For I haven't got a clue<o:p></o:p></div>
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but let us start by saying, "We
sentence you..."<o:p></o:p></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466881159037945606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5019557795126161420.post-86979350015699490182013-09-03T18:49:00.002-07:002013-09-03T18:49:55.891-07:00Bahrain: The truth behind the wise leadership and other lies<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>The trouble:</b></div>
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Recently my beloved Bahrain, which is the air that I breathe,
the food that I eat and the wallet that I take...anyway, has been terrorised by
groups of terrible, traitor, terrorists, and not to be sectarian about it or
anything, but they are, of course, Shiia.</div>
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Accompanying this
unpatriotic onslaught of evil by these evil-doers, there has also been a
sustained media campaign of disinformation and distortion, and not just by my
government, which is why I’m so very mad. So mad in fact that my face now looks
like the wrinkled backside of a 100 year old donkey who’s been sitting in a
pool of warm soapy water for 3 days.</div>
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These traitors, formally regular citizens who lived in our
community as our own people, came out into the streets, yelling, chanting and saying
rude things about me, on February 14 of 2011. Why they chose to ruin the day of
love and valentine happiness, I'll never know. But just because I don’t know something
it doesn't mean I don’t have an opinion about it. I think they chose Valentine’s
Day because they hate our freedom of choice; choice of Al-Khalifas to
generously rule #Bahrain in the most modern Saudi tribal way possible.</div>
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<b>The wise leadership:</b></div>
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AlKhalifa rule is one of the five pillars of wise leadership
and stability. The other four pillars are money, land, power and other people’s
money.</div>
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I have always been committed, at least in the press, to achieving
great strides of honourable progress on the road to a bright future for all
citizens, except for the traitors who bring chaos and pain to the country with
no regard for its 200 years of tradition that puts me and my stout, inbred
family in the seat of power. They deserve nothing. I would like to burn them on
a pyre fuelled by copies of the BICI report. But I don’t know if this allowed
or not, yet.</div>
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<b>The solution:</b></div>
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And yes, I have vowed to fight these terrorists with great
force and little mercy, but wisely and within the limits of the law and bounds
of our HR dirt track record. Further, I promise you this, if we ever breach the
law in our crackdown, we make sure we take immediate steps. Steps like changing
the law so our actions are no longer outside the law. This flexibility is at
the heart of my wise leadership.</div>
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Bahrain government aims to carefully tread the line between total
inaction on reforms and total lauding of its progress in the media. And where
the lauding stops, the cables start.</div>
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Keep in mind that running a country successfully is
difficult; particularly when you’re not sober the entire time, so we decided to
run it unsuccessfully. </div>
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And like I always say, top quality whisky doesn't drink
itself.</div>
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<b>Thailand:</b></div>
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The traitors demanded the downfall of the legitimate
leadership. I know it’s legitimate because that’s the opposite of illegitimate,
and I’m the expert on illegitimate. Just look in Thailand for babies that are
half-Asian, half-Khalifa.</div>
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If this unbiased blog report doesn't convince you that my visionary
leadership has touched everyone who has come in contact with it, the way you’re
touched when you come into contact with STDs, then you may need a long stay at
Hotel AlKhalifa for a loyalty calibration.</div>
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3ash bu 3li, taj raskum.</div>
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